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hemmimgs:

omegleofficial:

sexlness:

landorus:

erection and election are spelled almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing

a dick rising to power

wait for it

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deadlyspoons:

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

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blessthebutt:

my favorite flavor of cake is more

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fecloras:

when the teacher calls you up to present in front of the class

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Jensen Ackles 2010 - Eating gummy bears on set

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silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

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cleozora:

Another Bad Wolf..

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obeyaqsaa:

i couldnt scroll past this i had to reblog

I really tried to scroll past it

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having sex with patrick be like

having sex with patrick be like

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rawr-its-michelle:

i never hit reblog so fast in my life

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